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These are the names that were suggested for the evil snowman

Suggestion From Reason
Squonk
Score 60
Scrim Because - they were just those kinda daze 
Billisgatis
Score 50
Frankie Billisgatis is a new case of pituitary tumour; this snowball shape tumour has been first observed in the early twenty-first century. Doctor emeritus Franz Pasteur Destroismaisons von Stauffenberg suspects the probable cause is an excess of Microsoft information inside one's brain. The snowball shape reflects the northern man's brain response to the unfortunately common inaccurate Microsoft documentation, in the form of knowledge articles, white paper, help files, etc. Luckly the adversary effects of the Billisgatis pituitary tumour, BPT, disappear soon after its removal. After removal the patient must observe a period of rest and the occasional intake of BPT prevention beverage, a.k.a Guinness.  
Marla
Score 50
Dave Shapton Donald once said if he ever had a tumour he'd call it Marla 
Mini-me
Score 50
P5 the "me" part being Rob, of course 
Hyde
Score 40
Mom Because its an evil little runt that hides away within another. 
Pituitary Pisshead
Score 30
Rob Imbeault Because he (the tumour) is a pisshead… 
Scrim2
Score 30
Marc and people thought that scrim was scary ... 
AdScam
Score 25
Gord Similar to the poison infecting Canada and hampering our ability to see clearly. 
Double-Scoop Bastard
Score 20
Stacy The double-scoop part makes you think of 2 scoops on an icecream cone, not unlike the shape of a snowman. And the bastard part, well, calling anything that is annoying a bastard always makes you feel much better, quite frankly. 
Gollum
Score 20
Tig The evil snowman from this earth , Gollum from Middle Earth. HEHE!! 
Loki
Score 20
Sulky Miss J It is causing trouble... 
Sponge Bob
Score 20
Gerry Tessier hehe... 
Nigel
Score 15
Damir Seems evil enough. 
Pee-Wee Herman
Score 15
Marylou Both are irritating, annoying and need to be blown away. :) 
Rasputin
Score 15
Tawni  
Slipy
Score 15
Rob After the peach based alcohol "Slipovitz"...reason being it's kinda useless, tough to understand why yoy would ever want it, but makes your vision blurry and gives you a headache! 
Diablo
Score 10
Alexandra 5 the drawing... 
Engelbert
Score 10
Juudy starts with an E  
hominum polaris malis
Score 10
Scrim why not? 
Runs With A Cranial Hemorrhoid
Score 10
Gerry Tessier  
Stanely Tweedle
Score 10
Lexx Why not? You could call him Stanley for short - Stanley the evil Snowman 
Lucy Loo
Score 5
Lyse Lucy Loo a.k.a. Lucifer u loose! won't have him harm our Petal!and if Petal has to think about it, it may as well come in the shape of Lucy Liu anyway, much more positive image. 
Overflowin' Brain
Score 5
Taye When I first heard the news, I thought it was just that your brain was finally full! There's a first time for everything you know.  
Dr. Eviel
Score 0
JS but you have to pronounce it properly... 
Elmo
Score 0
Eric  
Gonad
Score 0
Beach Turtle you've heard of a third eye... 
Ian Traynor
Score 0
EPC Ask Juudy 
Mother in law
Score 0
Stephane Just cause we all know mother in laws are evil :-) 
Skippy
Score 0
Steve Giles Scary things should have goofy names. Makes them less scary. Beside, Marla was already taken :) If it had been a tumour on you ass I would have suggested Dr. Phil.  
snowman kvaad blau
Score 0
David I wish I could have found a Latin translator, but Norwegian will have to do...so Evil Snowman Blue 
VP Red Hat
Score 0
David Smith An evil bifurcated lump that makes you go blind? Sounds like it is either Dick Cheney or Linus Torvalds illegitimate son...